Monday, March 8, 2010

Burritos in Bismarck

Ok, this post should really be titled Tacos in Bismarck, but that doesn't work so well on the alliteration front. So, I went to a charity fundraiser trivia tournament over the weekend. They had snacks they were selling for extra fundraising... water, pop (or soda if Chris is reading this), popcorn, brownies, and the "meal" portion was "Tacos in a bag". Is this a common thing that I've just never heard of before, or is this a North Dakota thing? I'm guessing it is a North Dakota thing, in which case, I'll elaborate. You take a snack size bag or Doritos, crush them up, and then dump your taco toppings in (salsa and all), and eat the taco out of the Doritos bag. I'm wondering is you could use a big bag and do the whole thing family style. The only thing missing was some Briney Beer.

Bigfoot in Bismarck

I have no idea who lives above me. I have no idea what they do for a living or if they even work. I don't even know if it is more than one people. But most importantly, I have NO IDEA what's with all the walking!! Maybe I'm just a big, lazy bum, I'm willing to admit that. But I have no idea how a person (it only sounds like one) can do so much walking in an apartment. Even if this apartment is as big as mine, WHERE ARE YOU GOING???? Do you take your laundry to the washing machine one sock at a time and subsequently return your clean laundry the same way? Do you not have a tv remote control but still like to channel surf? I'd consider maybe there is some sort of medical/bladder issue involved that requires frequent trips to the bathroom, but the fact of the matter is that there is never a long enough pause in the walking for a person to actually do anything once they got to the bathroom. I would be more upset about the situation, but I don't get the impression that the individual is trying to be loud. I'm just curious where or where you are going????? Oh, and I guess one more question, do you ever sleep or do you spend all night walking? It's almost to the point where it is like white noise to me... almost, but not quite. At least it is better than listening to Nike and Ralphy yip all day and night.